Right so a blog about whats in my head some days I am sure I shall rant about the things that have annoyed me... its actually good I did not start this yesterday else I would have ranted for about an hour about all the little things that bothered/amused me. In fact I probably should have started this blog yesterday as I might have more interesting things to say as today in the office has been beyond dull.
I think I want to start the blog of with an insight into how my mind works which I promise you will probably bore the pants off people with a level of intelligence of that above an otter, amuse some of you strange beings out there with the same twisted sense of irony and humour as me and annoy those with a penchant of violence towards idiots. Please though this blog is not meant as a serious piece of work and should not be taken as such if I offend anyone out there I apologise this is not my aim at all.
Right then on to the question how does my mind work? Now most peoples minds are a series of electrical pulses that zoom around carrying thought and actions from one section to another and send these on to other parts of the body. Mine however I believe works on a slightly more primitive version with lots of little primitive beings called gwumpars each of whom have many plastic cups connected to other plastic cups with string. OK so maybe its not the most efficient system and not as quick as others but I love those little gwumpars and will forever hold them in the highest regard for such noble acts as making sure I make the toilet on time... well most of the time anyway and for ensuring that I always think before I speak it doesn't mean the thought makes it round the brain before the words make my lips but they do their best bless them.
Anyway enough for now as I could probably blog on for hours about such things... hopefully tomorrow I will think of something exciting to whet you appetites but I doubt it.
Peace out
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